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Unit Demotivational Poster

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.

TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

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Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


Gated Community -

TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm


DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.

TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

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nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."

TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes



P-UNIT - We got action where you don't Show up in places where you won't P-Unit

GROUND ZERO - Never pass up one of life's little opportunities

TAGS: war muslims opportunity
Rating: 2.94/5

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Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:59 pm
The problem with dropping an H-bomb on Mecca, is that very few Islamic terrorists GO to Mecca, and the reason is because the Imams have asked them NOT to go there.

United States of Shame -

Gated Community -

TAGS: redneck community tractor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:04 pm
Comes complete with redneck security system-- several large dogs and sh**guns. I think this is about 10 miles outta town from me . . . This is TOO funny!! 5L!
JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 7:21 am
Thanks :))
concern3 - April 26, 2015, 5:26 am
Very funny a 5er

United States Marine Corps -

SHEER LUCK - When two completely different formats combine to create the perfect end result.

TAGS: advertising oppurtunity unforeseen
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 8:27 pm
Why thank you and a pantyliner as a token of my appreciation for the comment.
Krickit - February 27, 2013, 2:06 pm
Who doesn't love a good menstruation joke. 5tampons

MANCHESTER UNITED - These colors run, all over their opponents that is

TAGS: manchester united colors run over
Rating: 3.19/5

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Cloudchaser - July 11, 2011, 1:47 am
5L because the same slogan can be used for pretty much any sports team
Budog - July 10, 2011, 11:15 pm
LOL, no problem...
house - July 10, 2011, 10:33 pm
Had to 1L dude. I'm an LFC member

WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles

TAGS: forever blowing bubbles west hamm united ellen muth rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:11 pm
Man hands.... must be a friend of Bria's.
briahere - July 6, 2009, 5:09 pm
Serious witch fingers.
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 4:55 pm
Not TOO much else to see there.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2008, 11:33 am
Your looking at her hands?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
My bad. Crypt Keeper
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
Her left hand is kind of creepy looking. I guess the cypy keeper is holding the bubble wand.


TAGS: temptation circumstance opportunity winter prank
Rating: 4.8/5

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dslohand - December 18, 2012, 9:10 pm
5 snorks thanks

BIGGER - is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.

United States Treasury -

TAGS: united states treasury printing money gold
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:10 pm
This is really interesting, yet slightly humorous on some level.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, most of the people who belong in '99% money' clas already have it in Gold and Diamonds. No issues there.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:42 pm
Most probably. The real issue is that once US looses trade leadership in technology and manufacturing exports; which China is steadily conquering, all the democratic world will definitely be in peril. They won't have trade advantage.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:39 pm
Similar to the United Nations symbol?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:38 pm
Highly likely.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 3:51 pm
The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.
motifayk - July 8, 2013, 12:41 pm
In 2008 China strongly encouraged Renminbi (chinese currency) in the international market and tried making it the reserve currency. Now they will most probably push for internationally standardized trade bonds/currency with world map or some such on it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 11:53 pm

Doctor Who, Spider-Man, Goku, Dracula and Metallica for starters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
Global currency? Interesting. I wonder what they'd print on it.
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:13 pm
US treasury cannot print forever and certainly not nearly enough to feed the world ten times let alone thousand. China is already making moves to create a global currency which would take out dollar as the reserve currency. Then US can't print at whim.

Domestic Tranquility -

TAGS: sheets community property bliss bed
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 4, 2015, 9:35 pm

You forgot the dog's section. At our house, it's the entire center section, with his and hers equal in size on opposite edges of the bed.

PERSPECTIVE - Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud, and one the stars.

TAGS: jail perspective opportunity rerun
Rating: 4.73/5

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recrium - December 4, 2011, 10:17 pm
thats f***ed up
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 10:23 am

awesome...yet the singular reality is that both men are still behind the bars.


TAGS: miss opportunity
Rating: 4.67/5

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gas - April 23, 2011, 7:50 pm
thx, i'll do so :)
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:44 pm

nice, post to motitwist as well

OPPORTUNITY - You will always miss 100% of the shots you donĀ“t take.

A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too.

fred phelps sr dead....WOOOOHOOO -

TAGS: westoboro united lunatics
Rating: 4.89/5

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steve1961 - March 21, 2014, 2:04 am
I'd like to think that Hell has more class than that and they end up in a place solely for bigots, racists and other a**orted d-bags where everyday is g** Pride day in Harlem...
rerun - March 20, 2014, 7:12 pm

I hope so.

Back to School -

Enough -

TAGS: guns ammunition gunsafe
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 6, 2013, 10:10 am
two or three firearms is enough if you've chosen wisely, it's the ammunition that you can never have enough of.

want to escape women's lib? -

TAGS: women s lib united states kitchen
Rating: 3.89/5

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Zetmonk - May 1, 2013, 6:42 am
And this only happened in the USA? Odd. Thought I was living in Africa...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 3:48 pm
Women: out of the kitchens and into the workplace. Late 1960s. Women's lib is one of those things that was a good idea at the time, but went a little too far.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2013, 7:21 am
Eh? Don't get it...


TAGS: light opportunity edison work
Rating: 3.5/5

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The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 1:53 pm
So true.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:29 pm
Ron is the man!
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:08 pm
Most impressive. This is strong.

UNITED STATES - where the dumb people live

TAGS: lol sixtynine united states
Rating: 2.23/5

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Acey - May 25, 2009, 7:10 pm
Wow, someone needs to go back to art school. I thought it was a twinkie on top of two ho-hos.
Horse - May 4, 2009, 7:13 am
the reson they are on the left is because the driver sit's on the right. Most of the countries that drive on the left do so because they were former colonies of the British Empire, many countries who drive on the right were under the control of the French
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 4:04 pm
It has to be the way it is. If you read the paragraph they say pre-schoolers from all over the "united states". In the U.S. all bus doors are on the right. But you are right about other places in the world, in Japan bus doors are on the left.
Alexiel - July 29, 2008, 12:44 pm
one would think they didnt want you to answer and didnt make a detailed pic of a bus and doors doesnt hafta be on the right side, i mean maybe in foreign countries they are on the left


TAGS: opportunity timmy your mom
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - November 13, 2010, 8:05 pm

crankyhead - November 13, 2010, 11:39 am
this rules =)




GIRLS GONE WILD - enough is enough

NEW OPPORTUNITY - Knowing that you'll be going to a place to meet some very very...VERY close friends.

RERUN & TTH - Father and son reunited after all these years. A pat on the head, a good belly rub and all is forgiven. Ok you can stop now TTH.

TAGS: tth rerun reunited
Rating: 4/5

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pieman - April 10, 2010, 4:01 am
Naw, but I can't post it to topic 1000 if I show you lookin good.
rerun - April 9, 2010, 10:12 pm

dude, do I really look that old? 5 fleabitten scratches for you

FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA - If I ever get back to American shores I'm gonna nail my feet to the ground



TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So ***kish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.

C'MON GUYS - If we all try a little harder we can be #1. Do it for your Country.

TAGS: usa beer drinkers unite
Rating: 2.78/5

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mefistofeles_42 - February 17, 2010, 10:40 am
Ha ha, you're right, what they drink there does not pass as Beer.
Asasello - February 17, 2010, 9:21 am
China and US are out, that's not beer.
mefistofeles_42 - February 17, 2010, 6:39 am
That is a stupid counting measure, it should be measured in liters/gallons per person by the year. Of course China won, since here is a **** load of them.


Opportunity -

TAGS: probletunity office opportunity scam
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - March 23, 2014, 3:54 pm
haha - nope
Sean - March 23, 2014, 12:42 pm
*looks up from desk* Is he gone yet?
Sean - March 23, 2014, 12:41 pm
That's NOT a question! It's a questitunity!!!
Greeny - March 23, 2014, 6:59 am
One of the Maroon Bells?
Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:46 pm
but the question is... can you name that peak?
Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:58 pm
But I thank you for your support!
Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:58 pm
Office, underpass, toe-may-toe ta-mah-toe. Rutabaga!
Greeny - March 22, 2014, 12:44 pm
Wonderful - thanks for the new office wall art Sean!

It's All About Me -

TAGS: success opportunity *** humor life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:46 pm
Thanks. I loved the icons :)
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:39 pm
Funny stuff.


TAGS: equal opportunity destiny luck humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 29, 2014, 10:53 pm

That's me~~twisted~~
GaryO - April 29, 2014, 10:47 pm
love the twisty humor

Opportunity -


Why Can't We Be Friends -

Odds Are -

TAGS: luck opportunity lost missed searching
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 2:18 pm
That's okay ghoul (muffled teehee) I'm not afraid of snakes!
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Sorry, Priss. You rolled Snake-Eyes.

Baby Hero -

TAGS: children opportunity imagination hero usa
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - October 6, 2014, 4:28 pm


RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?

TAGS: opportunity equality ***es females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


The 4 million year old Black monolith -

AN OPPORTUNITY - For his wife to say "that's it"? and then find something else for him to do.

TAGS: best man wife ego opportunity
Rating: 4/5

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SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:27 pm
5L for truth, Miss Priss. One Friday I won a large contract, Saturday I fixed my wife's car, Saturday night I terrorized the ex-boyfriend of one of my wife's friends, and Sunday my wife nagged me about why hadn't I thrown away that old chair yet.
SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:21 pm
He feels manly for carrying that SOB through eight miles of woods back to his truck. (It's a joke. Even gutted, that sucker will weigh 600 pounds.)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:16 pm
WOW I`m pretty sure he feels sooo manly, shooting a defenseless animal with a high power gun from a long distance.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
5L for reinforcing my lack of haste to get married




TAGS: opportunity door knockers
Rating: 3.48/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:59 am
Knock, Knock. Who's there?


TAGS: conspiracy theorists unite
Rating: 3.44/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 9:29 pm
So is sarcasm... learn it.
Paladin609 - November 9, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's called an aqueduct. They're man-made.
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 9:58 pm
That's the straightest river I've ever seen!
Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:05 pm
Hence the rather odd maxim of recent origin: To the flatulent go the mutilations!


TAGS: united sillies of america
Rating: 3.26/5

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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:29 pm
Foreign president? Well, yes I get the sarcasm. Sad thing is that some people STILL believe that Obama isn't America, despite that it is now proven so far without a doubt that he is that "the government is run by aliens" is equally logical.
Pretend-American Sean - October 20, 2009, 12:54 pm
Thanks. And I do love your country, by the way, so much so that most of my invisible friends are also Pretend-Americans.
Zed - October 20, 2009, 1:48 am
High Sarcasm. I approve.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
Don't you hate when good sarcasm brings out REAL idiots.
rockntractor - October 19, 2009, 10:28 pm
Oh my! We have some pissed off commies.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:34 pm
The pay him less bit was not because of Obama's colour, but becasue that's what you do with out-sourced jobs, and why you out-source them. Or so I'm told at the Klan rallies.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:19 pm
Who Cares - August 9, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, this is sooooo funny. And so fresh too, it's not like the whole birther movement fell on it's f*cking face or anything. Check your racism at the door, @sshole.
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:50 pm
Hey, I posted this as "Pretend-American Sean" but it showed up as anonymous. Curious.


COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS - causing termoil since the 1960's

TAGS: community organizers
Rating: 2.36/5

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Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:48 am
How are they bias?
WTFO - January 3, 2009, 1:47 am
If you've never seen my sources, then how do you know they are biased?
Elder God Douchebag - January 3, 2009, 1:44 am
And I believe I promptly pointed out that your "sources" are biased and you bought into it. Have a GREAT day.
WTFO - January 3, 2009, 1:42 am
Sorry, tied up with you and EGD in a different flame war. I cited some references there. Burn your note and take care.
Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Please make note, I made his claim that I do not make just opinions but state facts unfounded and he did not respond
Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:08 am
Also, a major difference between you and me is I lead people to sources in my posts, not just make random claims. =)
Elder God Douchebag - January 3, 2009, 1:08 am
I'll refer you both to my mini-rant in the comments below.
Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:06 am
WTFO - January 3, 2009, 1:06 am
And what points exactly have you ever made with any intelligence, "poor celina"? I don't have to defend myself against pathetic kids like yourself. My opinions are based in facts, not liberal bull****.
Porcelina - January 3, 2009, 1:04 am
I like how WTFO never fails to stray from the previous points and make insults when he cannot intelligently defend himself.
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:37 pm
Happy New Year to you too, bud.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 11:16 pm
Happy New Year, dude. There's that WTFO class we've all grown to love.
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:07 pm
...also, I have posted some funny posters and demotivational ones as well. (Obama as President is definitely demotivational for those of us who don't guzzle the liberal Kool-Aid)
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:06 pm
Wow, Sean you really do need some attention, don't you? What's the matter? Mommy didn't love you enough, or did Uncle Jim love you too much?
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:33 am
P.S.: HA HA.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:28 am
--points of light"). They lost a lot of potential supporters with that gaff. I guess you are just way way smarter than the party you support so tirelessly.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:27 am
OK WTFO, I'll bite ... looks like your beloved Repubs dropped the ball big time, at their own convention no less, by ****ting all over the title "Community Organizer" when they should have, instead, challenged Obama's claim to that honorific term ("1000
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:20 am
Hey, no prompting from the celestial studio audience, pleeese! Uhm...MostHighAndGraciousSmiterOfAllFoes. Amen.
Elder God Douchebag - January 2, 2009, 1:15 am
Call him a purveyor of anus haberdashery, or something.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:12 am
Here's an idea, come up with a semi-funny way to imply that I'm an a**hat. Should be good for a chuckle or two. Tootles.
Sean - January 2, 2009, 1:10 am
* yawn * Hey WTFO, you got any funny posters to post -- you know, like the rest of us regulars? Or how about just making a funny comment here and there -- you know, show us some wit. Spread the love.
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 1:07 am
"Community Organizers" sounds like it would be a job where you serve the community, but these two earned 6 figures "serving". Sounds like they only serve their own needs.

US Soldiers -

TAGS: us united states george bush iraq war puppies puppy
Rating: 2.29/5

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spencer - August 14, 2009, 11:45 am
Ahh marines soldiers who cares. we all get the joke. Grammar nazi strikes again.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 3:11 am
asian babies that can't put together a nike shoe in ten seconds, THAT's the other 40%
neocon h8r - July 5, 2009, 2:34 pm
whats the other 40% exactly, (Just curious)
Civilwarrior - June 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Marine is the shortened form of Marine (or Naval) Infantry, just to be clear. U.S. marines were known interchangeably as Soldiers prior to the 20th Century. Now they are Marines (according to themselves) whereas Soldiers belong to the Army.
LOLOLOL - May 3, 2009, 6:30 pm
look, it's just another anti-american ja****s who still believes the Iraq war oil myth (america's energy: 50% coal 10% oil 40% everything else)
tasogare - March 12, 2009, 2:04 am
God, what f***faces those soldiers were, killing that poor defenseless puppy. I would've taken it :/ a**holes.
James - January 29, 2009, 2:14 pm
Marines: Why?
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 12:03 am
Marines are soldiers, but "soldiers" aren't Marines, if anyone actually gets that. Plus the subtitle should read, "Have a great sense of humor!"
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:42 am
The main language of America is English.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am
well guess what we arent from other countries and its not the year 1700. in the U.S. armed forces it goes by my last comment. so now for #9 ......bob/barockeva....STFU
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:35 am
A soldier is a general English term that refers to a land component of national armed forces. In most societies of the world, "soldier" is also a general term for any member of the land forces including commissioned or non-commissioned officers.
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:17 am
hey bud guess what Marine core: marines Army: soldiers Air force: airman Navy: sailor now STFU.
Aaaaactually... - November 15, 2008, 4:12 pm
...they all are technically "soldiers" (by definition of the word) even if added to that their service has any specific name. B&B, back to English 101 for you two. Try not to fail it this time.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 9:37 am
Marine's aren't soldiers?... bahahaha... oh and I think he does like the puppy... he's smiling, perhaps he's going to eat it!
Brandon - September 23, 2008, 7:38 pm
That was one dip**** who got dishonorably discharged. Plus he was a marine you faggot
Belisarius - June 28, 2008, 8:53 pm
Actually it was a Marine, not a soldier. Big diff, just ask one, I'm sure they'll be happy to tell you about it.

UNITED STATES AIRFORCE - Making grown men idiots for 40 years and counting.

TAGS: usaf united states air force idiots 40 years
Rating: 2.25/5
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:32 pm
Oh and this too http://www.pilotfriend.com/ph**o_albums/potty/4.htm
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:30 pm
http://www.pilotfriend.com/ph**o_albums/potty/6.htm True

AUSTRALMERICA - Well, if the shoe fits...

TAGS: australia america united states funny merge fit upside down
Rating: 2.18/5

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Lemon - January 31, 2009, 2:03 am
It pretty much does. D:
Shadow Warrior - January 16, 2009, 5:08 am
it so doesn't
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:05 am
It doesn't.

AMMUNITION - The only Treasures you will find in Somalia

WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.. - Make sure you don't look like an idiot.

TAGS: bulls idiot opportunity opportunity knocks noah
Rating: 2.09/5
Jerkface - May 23, 2009, 9:54 am
The short guy is scared, the tall guy is god.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 4:44 pm
Which one of them is the "idiot?"

real men in baltimore -

TAGS: shield protect community cops riots
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:36 pm
The media is so focused on the bad things that happened, that that's all we hear about. They refuse to tell us about the acts of heroism, even though the good far out weighs the bad and the stories are actually more interesting. Thanks, RL! 5 f***t*** L!

Good news bad news -

TAGS: fortune cookie reunite friends dead
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 18, 2017, 9:02 am
concern3 - March 17, 2017, 1:00 pm
Nice, UP yours
Silverheart - March 17, 2017, 8:42 am

So you're going to resurrect your old friends with black magic?

America Did Not Tell -

TAGS: liberty freedom usa america opportunity
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 8, 2015, 11:04 pm
LoL :)
Reality Lord - May 8, 2015, 4:50 pm

what does it tell them today? no green card t*** OR GET THE f*** OUT
Bandit5906 - May 8, 2015, 12:15 pm

Graceful -

TAGS: every failure is an opportunity
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 24, 2017, 2:38 pm

Thanks! Are you related to concern3 by chance?
concern2 - November 24, 2017, 11:56 am
Nice, UP yours

Popularity -

TAGS: popularity community groupthink mob rule
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2016, 3:42 am
Nice perspective on this one...
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:27 pm
Good 1! LUUUUV this!! ^!

Incentive -

TAGS: time work incentive opportunity procrastination
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 19, 2015, 2:14 pm
You could say my posters have the impact of a Cannonball.
GaryO - September 18, 2015, 10:14 pm
Naw, just a Cann-a-bull. Who luvs ya?
Cannabal - September 18, 2015, 1:21 pm
If I don't, does that make me "Can't Man?"
mizzdizz - September 18, 2015, 9:29 am
LOL! Once again, you got me spraying coffee and rolling on the floor! 5 ROTFL lions! Too the rest of you, WAKE UP! He's 5L'd before! You just weren't paying attention. He's a quality not quantity type person. When makes 'em, his posters are always AWESOME
MissPriss - September 17, 2015, 11:42 pm
I always knew that you could 5L it out here just as well as you do in "Ban the Person Above You" thread...teehee.
GaryO - September 17, 2015, 9:18 pm
Cann man, yer dammed good at this. Please create more.

Not In The War They Fought -

TAGS: war peace character world unity
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - March 10, 2015, 1:32 pm
Well said!
Greybeard - March 10, 2015, 10:06 am
Sure thing. :)
Reality Lord - March 10, 2015, 8:27 am

nice. i want to steal this pic :)

The Numbers Don't Lie -

TAGS: polls question trudeau united states canada where sometimes we dont even know who we are
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 7:32 pm
Texas...the foreskin state!
rerun - March 6, 2016, 7:13 pm

You circumcised my state....
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:31 pm
Ah everything's bigger in Texas...they ain't gonna miss a little piece here or there.
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:29 pm
Thanks lg!
Silverheart - March 6, 2016, 4:59 am

You cut piece of Texas off! Rerun gonna be mad! Up yours.
lgvernon - March 6, 2016, 12:13 am

Oh, snort! An UP dere!

United Nations -

Epiphany -


TAGS: community pride skinflint humor poster
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 23, 2016, 11:26 am
Playgirl magazine, June '73...careful with the folds
lgvernon - January 23, 2016, 10:31 am

I was looking for a ph**o of you, but just couldn't find one....
concern3 - January 23, 2016, 8:33 am
funny a 5er
GaryO - January 23, 2016, 6:50 am
Well, this is refreshing


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My a** Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie

Fueling the Fire -

TAGS: crucible community dreams imagination flammable
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - August 1, 2015, 11:35 am
Nice - my thoughts exactly - 169692

opportunism -

TAGS: life success crime opportunity cookie
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 7:56 pm
Excellent, Cannibal! 5L


TAGS: usa america united states 1
Rating: 4.11/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:14 pm
... bottom of the coffee cup! OO-YAH!
Greybeard - May 18, 2015, 10:43 pm
Making a t-shirt now :)
GaryO - May 18, 2015, 7:37 am
Raisin' the glass
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:22 am